June 2013
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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real pain is when ur selfie game is weak but ur looking cute as hell
Do you ever wake up and in your sleepy state you actually imagine yourself getting up and getting ready but youre actually still in bed half asleep then you wake up and youre like fuck
do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
guys why is it called the walk of shame
and not the laid parade
“How to murder someone: kiss them once and never again.”
—(via nosens)
I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once