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tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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andrewgiggles:

real pain is when ur selfie game is weak but ur looking cute as hell 

bethsixteen:

Do you ever wake up and in your sleepy state you actually imagine yourself getting up and getting ready but youre actually still in bed half asleep then you wake up and youre like fuck

gaybabyjail:

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

letsmakeloaf:

guys why is it called the walk of shame

and not the laid parade

cozely:

I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once